Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.
Father: Where are ya going?
Daughter: To the country and western pub on the edge of town.
Father: I don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble and I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.
Daughter: But dad!! Please!! It'll be okay.
Father: No!! Your life is more important than going out!
Daughter: But 'Tina' is going with us...
Father: Oh Well! In that case have fun!
